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Do You think that this is funny?

Okay, I know I have a sick sense of humor, and I really don't care if you don't like it
Well here are some jokes that crack me up!!

What's worse than 100 babies in 1 garbage can?
1 baby in 100 garbage cans

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome

How do you stop a bay from crawling around in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the floor

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was chained to the bumper

How are babies and elderly alike?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars

Do you know any more?
Write them down please!!
Thank you!!

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Permalink Reply by krystiian robinson on August 13, 2009 at 6:40pm: lol these r all very funny i wish i could make jokes like those

why did the pervurt cross the road because he was stuck to the chicken; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Belatrix on August 13, 2009 at 10:03pm: haha...LOFR; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Drew on August 15, 2009 at 12:29am: Lol i love it the dumb babys deserve it.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Drew on August 15, 2009 at 12:30am: i would not be a good mom; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by xXStormySkyeXx on August 19, 2009 at 2:40pm: No, I don't think that you would; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ♪Lala, Goddess Of Sound♪ on August 29, 2009 at 3:33am: omj! wow! that was gross, poor child! but that was funny... you make me feel bad... ;3 lol; ▶ Reply to This