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Funny quotes..
What's your favourite funny quotes? Care to share them with me?? I have half a book with them on my computer till now.. I just love 'em XD
Mine is:
You are my sunshine... And now I have skin cancer.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Wise man says, "forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza"
Easier said than sung in Russian
You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal
Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need!
So what's yours?
Mine is:
You are my sunshine... And now I have skin cancer.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Wise man says, "forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza"
Easier said than sung in Russian
You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal
Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need!
So what's yours?
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Permalink Reply by kerry ryan on -
when life gives you lemons squeez them in your enemies eyes.
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Permalink Reply by Achuliel on -
lol XD the life gives you lemon sentence has a lot of twists doesn't it... When life gives you lemons, ask where the tequila and salt is XD
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Permalink Reply by DragonsFlame on -
When life gives you lemons, wing 'em right back and add a few more lemons of your own :)
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Permalink Reply by Melinda Ballantyne on -
when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
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Permalink Reply by Belladonna French fry Darkblade on -
when life goives you lemons. Run. lol thats what my friend said and nobody laughed ahaha
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Permalink Reply by £lla Cl@n on -
You are as beautiful as the sun....it even hurts to look at your face.
Work doesn't kill anybody......but why take chances??
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Permalink Reply by Twistedℜ❂ςε on -
OMG, the second quote you wrote down, I got in a fortune cookie! Nobody believed me when I told them. I think the chinese fortune cookie makers are messing with my brain... ]_>
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Permalink Reply by BriDarkEyEs on -
U are slower then a herd of turtles running thru peanut butter ! lol
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Permalink Reply by £lla Cl@n on
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Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
(this is one of my favourites)I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
(this one is very funny) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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