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Funny quotes..

What's your favourite funny quotes? Care to share them with me?? I have half a book with them on my computer till now.. I just love 'em XD

Mine is:

You are my sunshine... And now I have skin cancer.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Wise man says, "forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza"

Easier said than sung in Russian

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal

Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need!

So what's yours?

Tags: funny, qoutes, random

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Permalink Reply by Achuliel on July 14, 2009 at 10:25am: Lmao! That's great!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Sterling on July 17, 2009 at 5:30pm: LOL. I can't wait to use that. I'll have to wait for the absolute perfect time but it'll be worth the patience. That's just too fuckn funny to not to try. :)
Can't wait!

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Permalink Reply by Sterling on July 17, 2009 at 5:45pm: "Always remember that you are absolutely unique...Just like everyone else."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Princess Alexia Starlight on July 29, 2009 at 2:19am: your acting like Garfield on a Monday
i can has cheeseburger
the day your enemy trust you the rainbow will shine out of your ass then see if they want to taste the rainbow; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by DragonsFlame on August 5, 2009 at 12:16pm: Idk if anyone's seen The Matrix but I just love this - "There is no spoon" :); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ϟJorrdan™ on August 5, 2009 at 1:14pm: Okay here are a couple-(Peeps do not get mad if I stole yours I did not read them so please do not get mad. I did not know.)

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the risk?

Guys are like trees..they take fifty years to grow up.

Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yep, those were the days....*I thought it was funny, But I probably have more sense of humor than a door knob*

It's not that I'm a bitch I just don't like you.

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Permalink Reply by Achuliel on August 6, 2009 at 11:29am: Hehe I like the "guys are like trees" one... I've heard a lot of guys are like jokes but never that one :P So true though XD; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by DragonsFlame on August 14, 2009 at 4:30pm: Don't take life too seriously, no-one makes it out alive anyways :); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Sterling on August 14, 2009 at 5:03pm: I've never suffered from insanity. I've enjoyed every minute of it!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Twistedℜ❂ςε on August 14, 2009 at 8:50pm: "People die when you kill them." I love that one! It was originally in japanese, and the translators screwed up and got that.; ▶ Reply to This