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Oh man this is the dumbest thing ever
so i found this on a website cause i was looking up goth and this came up...
read through this, she is wrighting about signs to tell if your kids are goth, they might as well lock them in a room and not let them see anything so dumb must read...
Haunted
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
- Frequently wears black clothing.
- Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
- Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
- Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
- Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
- Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
- Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
- Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
- Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
- Takes drugs
- Drinks alcohol.
- Is suicidal and/or depressed.
- Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
- Complains of boredom.
- Sleeps too excessively or too little.
- Is excessively awake during the night.
- Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
- Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
- Spends large amounts of time alone.
- Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)
- Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult
- Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
- Misbehaves at school.
- Misbehaves at home.
- Eats excessively or too little.
- Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
- Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
- Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
- Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
- Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
- Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
- Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
- Expresses an interest in sex.
- Masturbates
- Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
- Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
- Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
- Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
read through this, she is wrighting about signs to tell if your kids are goth, they might as well lock them in a room and not let them see anything so dumb must read...
Haunted
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
- Frequently wears black clothing.
- Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
- Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
- Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
- Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
- Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
- Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
- Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
- Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
- Takes drugs
- Drinks alcohol.
- Is suicidal and/or depressed.
- Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
- Complains of boredom.
- Sleeps too excessively or too little.
- Is excessively awake during the night.
- Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
- Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
- Spends large amounts of time alone.
- Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)
- Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult
- Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
- Misbehaves at school.
- Misbehaves at home.
- Eats excessively or too little.
- Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
- Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
- Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
- Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
- Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
- Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
- Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
- Expresses an interest in sex.
- Masturbates
- Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
- Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
- Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
- Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
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Permalink Reply by kitty. on -
hinduism is NOT A BAD REALIGION. my friend has is hindu cuz she is from india and I dont want to be hindu but its a beautiful religion. wow this thing is so messed up. that chick is freaking hillarious. lmao. I don't know anyone who thinks that cable tv is currupted. wow. *~-Kitty-~*
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Permalink Reply by Gwen Morte on -
Well, i might agree that cable TV is corrupted...but I tend to see that as a good think! lol
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Permalink Reply by Haunted Beauty on -
im glad i wasnt the only one that found this funny and stupid at the same time..
Haunted
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Permalink Reply by Luna Raven on -
of course not who wouldnt think that!
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Permalink Reply by rorita rock on -
although am emo but still yew are so right dis is the dumbest thing ever
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Permalink Reply by The Gaurdian on -
That is total BS I can't believe that anyone in there right mind would dare write something like that online. :(
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Permalink Reply by Gwen Morte on
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Well in that case - poor me. I'm gothic. And so is every single living being on the little green planet earth!!!!!!!!!
Count Dracula Cereal....OMG! Chuckle, LMFAO, *chortles helplessly and gasps for breath* -wipes tear- Where did you find this? Delusional Bible Thumper macro-moms .com?
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Permalink Reply by Kitra Sarai on -
OMFG THAT IS SO HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ROFL!!!!!!!!!! DESCRIBES WHAT, EVERY TEENAGER IN AMERICA? AND "SHAKES HEAD VOILENTLY TO MUSIC"? OR "Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner"? THATS A SLUT PARENTS, THAT WHEN YU YOU TAKE YOU SKIN BARING DAUGHTER (OR SON ) OUT OF PUBLIC SCHOOL AND MAKES SURE SHE DOESNT OWN CONDOMS AT THE AGE OF TWELVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Magdalene de Pompadour on -
......what....in.....the.......world.....i have no idea what she was thinking, just like Hadewych kleine engel heks said, everyone in my school would be goth if that what she thinks goth is. i literally had to hold back a laugh because every one in the room would hear it and then i would have to explain and they would just think i'm weird (some people already do)
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Permalink Reply by charlotte on -
everyone, i have an important announcement to make! please stop what you are doing, and pay attention to this Very Important Announcement!!!!!
(to the tune of praise to the lord)
i am a goth,
because i must follow satan,
since i do all,
that follows the laws of temptation,
dressed up in black!
TV and panic attacks!
clearly i cut 'cause she said so.
i am a goth,
'cause i eat cartoon cereals,
i am a goth,
i listen to emilie autumn,
Stop me right now!
Straight jacket, councilling in tow!
all because of a badge with "woe".
LOL, sorry, but it was so silly. (no offence to those who like that song, it's one of my favourites and i needed an outlet for the humour). my parents will be having trouble breathing after reading this!
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