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so i found this on a website cause i was looking up goth and this came up...

read through this, she is wrighting about signs to tell if your kids are goth, they might as well lock them in a room and not let them see anything so dumb must read...


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Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

- Frequently wears black clothing.

- Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

- Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.

- Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.

- Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

- Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

- Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

- Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

- Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

- Takes drugs

- Drinks alcohol.

- Is suicidal and/or depressed.

- Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

- Complains of boredom.

- Sleeps too excessively or too little.

- Is excessively awake during the night.

- Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

- Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

- Spends large amounts of time alone.

- Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)

- Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult

- Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

- Misbehaves at school.

- Misbehaves at home.

- Eats excessively or too little.

- Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

- Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

- Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

- Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

- Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

- Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

- Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

- Expresses an interest in sex.

- Masturbates

- Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

- Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

- Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

- Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

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LoLzz..Thats all I can say...and that this stuff is stupid...I'm not goth and I do more than half of this things...

I just laught my bains off reading this thing...so funnyXD

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I don't know if this woman is really stupid or just incredibly ignorant.I mean what is wrong with Marilyn Manson?And the ankh is a holy symbol...but still I couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes lol

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Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer...... hahahaahaha!!!
really?? a mental health center!!???

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Hahaha she needs to get a life and maybe smell the roses a bit.



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Or the gothic cereal, either works ^^

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Hahaha gothic cereal..


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Nice. That'll show her lol.

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Hahaha that sounds exciting :P


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Other than the smoking and drinking I'd get along with Vlad lol.

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*bursts out laughing* WHAAAAT?!?!

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um, ok. if 5 or more blah blah blah...i'll list how many apply to me.

- Frequently wears black clothing. (not all the time, i wear a lot of white...and i also wear bright colors!)
- Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (lmao)
- Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish. (preps wear excessive make up, what the hell)
- Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. (yeah, i love looking at my favorite bands singer's tattoos, they're interesting. but i would never get a tattoo myself...well maybe a really really small one later on!)
- Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (i do listen to marilyn manson. he is not anti-christ, he's atheist. looks like someone hasn't done their research! how narrow minded of them!)
- Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.(i have always hated going to church...i've tried to believe in god but i just can't feel it like other people do...i also love sport)
- Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
(i do find wicca and vampires interesting...but hey, that has nothing to do with satan.
- Drinks alcohol. (i occasionally drink wine in front of my parents with my meal)
- Sleeps too excessively or too little. (it depends. i go to sleep at around 5am and wake up at about 2pm. i have problems with going to sleep at midnight)
- Is excessively awake during the night. (as above, i love staying up at night because it's peaceful)
- Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
(well, i don't particularly like sunlight that much but i love getting a sun tan, it makes others jealous hehehe)
- Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (i demand it but i don't get it *sigh*)
- Spends large amounts of time alone. (i like being alone...i don't like people shouting at me all the time...*sigh*)
- Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)
(no, it's actually so i can talk to god....but he never talks back....*sigh*.....i don't have faith in god anymore....)
- Eats excessively or too little. (i eat too much)
- Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
(i like the taste of it but i don't drink it...only if i have a cut or a wound...)
- Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (i love pokemon!)
- Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (gosh, what's so goth about not having a life?)
- Expresses an interest in sex. (i do have an interest in it. but i'm a virgin and just waiting for the right guy. HELL YEAH I'M SO GOTH)
- Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (i'm surprised atheism isn't in there! what's so wrong with scientology? i love science!)

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Lol yeah this is just stupid, she knocked her head that morning really hard.


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