WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH VAMPIRES SPARKLING? THEY DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE! THAT COMPLETELY RUINS US! SPARKLES! WHAT THE FUCK WILL THEY COME UP WITH NEXT??
*sigh* yet ANOTHER "SPARKLING VAMPIRE OMG WTF!!" discussion.
Look the vampires in Twilight don't sparkle just to be pretty or for the hell of it, it's a hunting adaptation no different than the glowing appendage of the angler fish. The angler fish resides deep in the ocean at a point where light doesn't quite reach, thus the angler fish developed "luminosity" (if I'm not mistaken that's the term) in an elongated appendage atop it's forehead (do fish have foreheads?); the appendage glows a soft blue light that attracts smaller fish towards it's mouth, once the fish tries to take a nibble the angler fish snaps down upon it's prey rending it to shreds with it's rows of jagged teeth.
The Twilight vampires "sparkling" works in much the same way, it is used to "dazzle" their prey to the point where the human would HAVE to stand there or get a closer look. YES the Twilight vampires ARE "Pretty Vampires" but i'm certain that lore could manhandle other vampire lore's; the Twilight Vampires can juggle cars, run much faster than said cars, they have poison in their "fangs", AND some of them have "superpowers". Have fun fighting THAT.
Look Twilight is a fiction story, just like Blade, or Van Helsing (the movie), it's fiction. Get over it.
Lol, I'm an asshole because I made a valid point? as opposed to your;
"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH VAMPIRES SPARKLING? THEY DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE! THAT COMPLETELY RUINS US! SPARKLES! WHAT THE FUCK WILL THEY COME UP WITH NEXT??"
I must say that I doubt any real vampire would care THAT much about Stephenie Myer's writing. But that's going off topic, and it's not my business to discredit you.
it's fiction, and Stpeh probably doesn't even believe the tiniest bit that vamps are real, and tehres been heaps of vamps don't sparkle discussions, but Steph only made them sparkle so they don't seem so demonic, peepz
SO ALL THE 'VAMPS' ON HERE THAT SAY YOU SPARKLE, WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT
vamps don't sparkle except in twilight. and don't say you're a twilight vamp, cuz then you'd also be fictional