!!!i've got you walking on your toes!!!

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her

someplace expensive.....so, I took her to a gas station...... and

that's how the fight started.....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for

$14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her

the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And

that's how the fight started.

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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the Door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old

Babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign Around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later Huffing and puffing, he finally gives… Continue

PASTOR'S And the moral of the story is...................?


THE PASTOR'S DONKEY


The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
It won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
That he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:


PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
Publicity that he ordered the pastor
Not to enter the donkey in another race.


The next day, the local paper headline
Read:




BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.

This was too… Continue

What can i do ,I wsa in over my head but now I am free from this night mare, so to say, but truly does it ever end? I could sit here and watch the world tick by every second, every life. Some say this world is harmless and you should rely on what you think is best! But truly you always end up on your ass in the end.Some say life is long and great, but do you think that you feel safe when you know that childeren are dying out threre and they are being killed by us. or someone that obviously think… Continue

love can be damn well deep 'cause once your in you can't get get out, you have to suffuer when they leave you don't you .But not me I am not one of those ppl who use you or like to be used.Get this my boyfriend had to leave me because his father hates my huma… Continue