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Top 10 reason to be Team Switzerland

10. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!

9. You can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.

8. You can go wherever you want when you date both: Forks and Quileute territory.

7. You can take Edward home to meet your parents and have fun with Jake on the side.

6. You can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you’re safe.

5. Because you shouldn’t have to choose between a greek god look-alike and a hot, half naked guy.

4. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can’t fix it.

3. Because sometimes you need an air conditioner, and sometimes you need a space heater.

2. Who says you can’t have the best of both worlds? They’re both drop dead gorgeous.

1. Because you refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creature
THE TOP 10 REASONS TO BE TEAM JACOB:

10. If you’re ever stuck out in a snowstorm, his body heat could save your life.

9. He has the best vamp insults and some great blonde jokes!

8. He’s still young enough to be impulsive and foolish. Every girl needs more of that in her life!

7. He could take you out to eat and actually eat with you.

6. He is a 6’7” tall, gorgeous, muscular Native American – what else do you need?

5. He’s half naked most of the time.

4. Sometimes a girl needs a heating pad rather than an ice pack.

3. He is the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome. Plus, he’s HOT!

2. He’s like a puppy and a boyfriend all wrapped up in one!

1. He won’t leave you stranded in the forest after breaking up with you.
THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BE TEAM ROBERT:

10. Because he’ll hold your drink for you when you need to use your hands, and he’ll keep it cold, too. Not to mention he can be your personal ice-pack when you have a Bella moment.

9. He’s a vampire and they’ve been around for centuries whereas werewolves are just new inventions. (Quote courtesy of Rob Pattinson)

8. He won’t fall asleep and drool all over you.

7. Who needs a disco ball when you have Edward? Just take him outside and dance it up ’cause he sparkles!

6. He’s a gentleman and will offer you choices.

5. He won’t stink like a wet dog if you wash him.

4. Jacob may run a 108° temperature but Edward’s still hotter.

3. He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear in many different languages as well as quote Romeo & Juliet verbatim.

2. Because, in the end, he got the girl!

1. He is portrayed by Robert Pattinson….need we say more?
Love:Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life


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-EMOS-
*Are not cry babies
*Do not always wear black
*Can be very nice people
*Don't always cut themselves
*Are not always depressed
*Can be happy too.
*Are normal people just like you ♥

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hey im emo to..
emo doesn't mean u cut.
emo doesn't mean ur gay. [but u can be]
emo doesn't mean ur suicidal.
emo is real.
emo is people.
emo is everything.
emo is a label.
emo is being free.
free to b u.
free to express.
free to tell everyone to fuck off!!
emo is jus a word.

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is not just fill of "gay" music

you say pink
i say black
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i say emo
you say chris brown
i say criss angel
you say cute
i say goth
you say hearts
i say skulls
you say school
i say who cares
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i say dark
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i say down
you say right
i say wrong
you say happy
i say dark
you say angel
i say devil
you say im creepy
i say whatever
you say im weird
i say im different
put this on your profile if you agree

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-x ---///-\\\----If you have ever felt
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----\\\-///----Appathetic
-----\\///-----Depressed
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Put this on your profile -----------------Girls------------
-----------are like apples---------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top-------
-------------of the tree.------- BELLA: It's tough being the new kid in school! Especially when everyone is so friendly and helpful and interested in me. Why can't they just leave me alone so I can sit in the corner and cut myself?
CLASSMATE: You're awesome, Bella!
BELLA: See what I have to put up with? Hey -- who are those hot people over there?
CLASSMATE: Those are the Cullens. They avoid direct sunlight, they don't eat food, they sleep in coffins in a graveyard, and holy water burns them. I think they're Canadians.
BELLA: They sure are spectacularly gorgeous.
CLASSMATE: Yes, they are.
BELLA: I mean seriously, those people are BEAUTIFUL. Especially the one who keeps looking at me. Man alive, that guy is stunning. I mean, wow. He is hot buttered seduction on a stick. I'm not interested in him sexually, of course, because sex is dirty, but wow -- LOOK AT HIM! Yee-ikes! Hubba hubba! If you don't mind, I'd like to spend the next 75 pages talking exclusively about how attractive he is, and then bring it up again every paragraph or so for the remaining 400 pages.
CLASSMATE: Knock yourself out.

Continue to Scene 3 after the jump ...

Scene 3

EDWARD: Hi, I'm Edward. I'm every girl's fantasy boyfriend: moody, humorless, violent, capable of snapping your spine with my bare hands, liable to do creepy things like watch you while you're sleeping, but also really cute.
BELLA: There is something strange about you.
EDWARD: (recoils at her garlic breath) I don't know what you mean.
BELLA: I just can't put my finger on what it is.
EDWARD: (lifts automobile with one hand) You're imagining things.
BELLA: I feel like you're hiding something from me.
EDWARD: (grabs passing rabbit with lightning speed; drinks rabbit's blood) Don't be silly!
BELLA: It's like you're different somehow.
EDWARD: (turns into bat; flies away)
BELLA: Hmm. I bet he's gay.