Worried as f*** about my friends, and I want to help, but I don't know HOW!!!



AW is depressed, has an eating disorder, her blood doesn't clot properly, and most of her friends leave her in the end, I'm the only one she hasn't been mean to yet, and though I don't think she will, I'm still hopefully prepared.

She's mostly fallen out with my other three main friends, though they still talk to her occasionally..

And her mum's a gambler, and I THINK she might… Continue

This morning I found out my Social Studies teacher died, hit-and-run, yesterday morning, and left behind a distraught husband and two dearly loved children.



Mrs Roozen, you were the best teacher I ever had, and everyone loves you and misses you. I honestly don't think there was anyone who didn't like you, you were always so happy, cheerful, carefree and easygoing.

You will be missed by everyone who knew you...









(Was a teacher at Burnside High School,… Continue

ways to annoy people/parents (are parents people? lolz haha)



* will probably annoy your parents/relatives more than anyone else



1) Every time someone says your name,say "moo"

2) Keep running into the walls

3)*Wear a sticker that says "Hello, I'm a retard"

4)*In public, yell, "No mum/dad, I am NOT going to make out with you!"

5) Follow them around everywhere

6) Tap on their door all night (works for any relative, I'd think)

7) At 4 am, open the… Continue

LESTER - March 2007 [lung cancer]
CHIP - August 2007 [lung cancer]
KEVIN - Mid-2008 [throat cancer]
MIKE - June 17 2009 [heart stopped-same as his father]
MRS ROOZEN - 27th May 2010 [hit by a car]

miss you all!!!!!
(especially lester and chippie!! ='( !!! )'=)

What is your plan for when zombies take over the earth. We call the people without a zombie plan 'dinner'.

I don;t have one yet, but when I get one, I won't tell you cuz if someone reads this then turns into a zombie, they'll try to hinder my plan!!! lolz =p



hey I hope not too many people on here end up as dinner!



--"You're a great friend and all, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!"--



so if I'm running with a friend I'll trip them! or I could… Continue

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...



a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon





Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...



a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive disorder

d) Transubstantiate





Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...



a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

b) Nope, no more booze… Continue