My dads a reaper
my mums a seaker
but got kicked out by the gryffindor keeper,
my sisters a skeleton
my brothers a melon head
he got stuck in a tree and was sent to bed.
Now the family from next door what a bore,
Dave is an ape all covered in grapes.
His wife Linda, she's just a mess.
Went out on monday in her best Sunday dress.
Their daughter Ellen Alexa, she's a complete disaster,
got kicked out of the school, the day she drooled all over the janitors mule.
Im so glad we live in this world its all funny and twirled. By Corin Gillingham