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My dads a reaper
my mums a seaker
but got kicked out by the gryffindor keeper,

my sisters a skeleton
my brothers a melon head
he got stuck in a tree and was sent to bed.

Now the family from next door what a bore,
Dave is an ape all covered in grapes.
His wife Linda, she's just a mess.
Went out on monday in her best Sunday dress.
Their daughter Ellen Alexa, she's a complete disaster,
got kicked out of the school, the day she drooled all over the janitors mule.

Im so glad we live in this world its all funny and twirled. By Corin Gillingham

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Tags: corin, crazy, funny, gillingham, lol, poem


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Comment by Little half-vampire soul on June 5, 2008 at 10:37pm
that was really funny :))
Comment by The B****, Get It Right on June 4, 2008 at 12:31pm
how cute
Comment by Dr. Sodomy on June 2, 2008 at 12:34pm
that was really funny dude how did u come up with this
Comment by Mr. Extremitas on May 29, 2008 at 8:48pm

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