OMG I saw the weirdest thing the other day...

I just saw the strangest thing while at my friends house the other day. Me and my friend were sitting and talking when all of a sudden we saw the weirdest looking animal on her front porch. It was all charcoal gray and small. We even gave it a name...... Squirlat. You know like a cross between a squirel and a rat. It had the head of a hairless squirel and the back end of a sewer rat. Squir(e)l + (R)at = Squirlat. ROFLMAO I thought it was so damn funny.